“This” being a blog post that’s more of a test than an actual blog post. Even though this is kind of an actual post, because I’m talking about posting. Or rather, my lack thereof.
See, writing a blog is hard. I mean, in my head it’s hard. I have to think. And then think some more. And then actually write. Or rather, type. And format. And then rewrite it all because it’s probably bad. And then… and then… and then I’ve lost interest, so I don’t actually post.
But maybe if I found a way to lower the barrier a little bit. Something like, say, posting by email. Where all I have to do is pull out whatever device is closest to me that has a keyboard (more on this later) and start typing, and at some point, hit send.
Then through the magic of the series of tubes that is the internet, you’ll see this. And point and laugh like Nelson from The Simpsons. But better you to point and laugh at my ramblings than my dick, I suppose. Which you won’t be able to do here because this is strictly text only–no pics, no dicks. Check out my Mastodon or Bluesky for that, probably.
And this concludes our test of the Emergency Blogcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, this post probably would have included my dick. Or at least my chest.
No, definitely my dick.
